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Meg's Declassified School Survival Guide - The Middle

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1. If you show up first to class, sit in the middle of the row. DO NOT SIT ON THE EDGE OF THE ROW AND MAKE EVERYONE CLIMB OVER YOU 2. The "Buffer seat" - if no one else is around DO NOT sit right next to another person!!!!!!! ugh 3. we live in America, we drive on the RIGHT side of the road, and we walk on the RIGHT side of the sidewalk. PLEASE 4. in the words of a queen, "when a woman says later, she really means not ever." If someone shows no interest in you, THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED wow CraZY 5. the best time to wash your dishes is RIGHT AFTER YOU EAT 6. we're adults, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF 7. PLEASE don't grind on people at dances 8. respect woman 9. remember that everyone you're hitting up is hitting up at least two other people (not always the case, but it's usually pretty accurate) 10. always remember: sexist jokes are not funny, racist jokes are not funny, rape jokes are not funny, holocaust jokes are not funny. JUST RESP...

Boys Still Suck at 5 am - 5 am

Have you ever heard the saying, "No one remembers the nights when they got plenty of sleep." Well..... as accurate as that is, I would suggest getting at least eight hours of sleep EVERY night. Sometimes be responsible, but sometimes stay up until 5 am living your best life with your best friends or maybe a boy you  genuinely  like.  BUT YOU'LL ONLY BE YOUNG ONCE SO IF YOU WANT TO STAY UP, THEN DAMN IT, STAY UP. BUT ONLY AS LONG AS YOU'RE GETTING GOOD GRADES.  

Not uncommon, but I cried over a book today

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http://paulkalanithi.com/ okay so THIS BOOK I was so annoyed that we had to read a book for our first sort of real college class. Especially some drama piece of life advice trash. BUT I totally cried at the end and this is actually really good. Thanks for the life advice and making me feel grateful that I don't have cancer!! If something is a New York Times #1 best seller, there's definitely a reason for it.

an (almost) trip to Colorado City - Ba Ba Ra

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and in this moment, I swear we were infinite actually we were all sweaty and busy pretending to know the words to these songs lmao even though ell gave us the wrong directions and we drove for 20 minutes the wrong way towards Colorado City, we eventually made it on time (kind of) and got to hear some good music. Many Miles and The National Parks gets a 10/10 from me definitely better than Logic

yes, we're making a stupid blog and it's going to be great - All My Friends

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