Meg's Declassified School Survival Guide - The Middle
1. If you show up first to class, sit in the middle of the row. DO NOT SIT ON THE EDGE OF THE ROW AND MAKE EVERYONE CLIMB OVER YOU
2. The "Buffer seat" - if no one else is around DO NOT sit right next to another person!!!!!!! ugh
3. we live in America, we drive on the RIGHT side of the road, and we walk on the RIGHT side of the sidewalk. PLEASE
4. in the words of a queen, "when a woman says later, she really means not ever." If someone shows no interest in you, THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED wow CraZY
5. the best time to wash your dishes is RIGHT AFTER YOU EAT
6. we're adults, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF
7. PLEASE don't grind on people at dances
8. respect woman
9. remember that everyone you're hitting up is hitting up at least two other people (not always the case, but it's usually pretty accurate)
10. always remember: sexist jokes are not funny, racist jokes are not funny, rape jokes are not funny, holocaust jokes are not funny. JUST RESPECT PEOPLE, it's NOT THAT HARD.
2. The "Buffer seat" - if no one else is around DO NOT sit right next to another person!!!!!!! ugh
3. we live in America, we drive on the RIGHT side of the road, and we walk on the RIGHT side of the sidewalk. PLEASE
4. in the words of a queen, "when a woman says later, she really means not ever." If someone shows no interest in you, THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED wow CraZY
5. the best time to wash your dishes is RIGHT AFTER YOU EAT
6. we're adults, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF
7. PLEASE don't grind on people at dances
8. respect woman
9. remember that everyone you're hitting up is hitting up at least two other people (not always the case, but it's usually pretty accurate)
10. always remember: sexist jokes are not funny, racist jokes are not funny, rape jokes are not funny, holocaust jokes are not funny. JUST RESPECT PEOPLE, it's NOT THAT HARD.
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