The Story of Us (Deluxe Edition)

1. If you show up first to class, sit in the middle of the row. DO NOT SIT ON THE EDGE OF THE ROW AND MAKE EVERYONE CLIMB OVER YOU 2. The "Buffer seat" - if no one else is around DO NOT sit right next to another person!!!!!!! ugh 3. we live in America, we drive on the RIGHT side of the road, and we walk on the RIGHT side of the sidewalk. PLEASE 4. in the words of a queen, "when a woman says later, she really means not ever." If someone shows no interest in you, THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED wow CraZY 5. the best time to wash your dishes is RIGHT AFTER YOU EAT 6. we're adults, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF 7. PLEASE don't grind on people at dances 8. respect woman 9. remember that everyone you're hitting up is hitting up at least two other people (not always the case, but it's usually pretty accurate) 10. always remember: sexist jokes are not funny, racist jokes are not funny, rape jokes are not funny, holocaust jokes are not funny. JUST RESP

Have you ever heard the saying, "No one remembers the nights when they got plenty of sleep." Well..... as accurate as that is, I would suggest getting at least eight hours of sleep EVERY night. Sometimes be responsible, but sometimes stay up until 5 am living your best life with your best friends or maybe a boy you  genuinely  like.  BUT YOU'LL ONLY BE YOUNG ONCE SO IF YOU WANT TO STAY UP, THEN DAMN IT, STAY UP. BUT ONLY AS LONG AS YOU'RE GETTING GOOD GRADES.